Long live some people’s complete lack of appropriateness. No, of course I don’t mind if we’re on public transit and you shove your dirty feet in my face so that I may fully enjoy the aesthetic excellence that your protruding nails and dirty toes represent. The smell is not a problem either because I am the quintessential masochist when it comes to lack of hygiene, especially in females.
Really, please, don’t take your feet down for anybody else that may need to sit down in this crowded train. We’d all love to stare at these columns of beauty that your feet represent, we’d all be so sad were you to get a fucking clue that what you’re doing is embarrassing for those around you far more than you’d care to acknowledge. And far more than it is to you.
Mmm how I love it when you’re flailing those toes! Fresh breeze, smells like mornings. I need a bullet to the brain so that I may die happy.
ewww =))
and how come you’re “the quintessential masochist when it comes to lack of hygiene, especially in females.”? actually no, i don’t think i wanna know :D ..but still, my curiosity is stronger :))
what, doesn’t everyone love dirty people around them? =) and since she sat right besides me, I’m sure she could feel my special connection, my accelerated state of mind as the smell was flowing through my lungs. this is my ‘thank you’ note I guess :P
P.S. I actually like nice looking/smelling/tasting females.